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    The Book of Gnar as told by Jacko

    It was a long drive to Vernon last weekend, and Gabe filled in his time by writing the The Book of Gnar. And Jacko did appear, clad in a leopard print wifebeater, and he spoke unto the grommet.

    Let there be commandments for the Shredding of the Gnar.

    These commandments shalt be:

    I - When in doubt, ride it out.

    II - Loose trucks save lives.

    III - Thou must sort thine shit out.

    IV - Thou shalt get 'er done.

    V - When being a bitch, thou must acquire a bag of concrete.

    VI - Thou must then mix such concrete into a beverage, and promptly harden the fuck up.

    VII - Thou must not purchase any item from Boardshoppe, but instead go to Hopkin Skate for all your shredding needs

    VIII - Thou must ride otangs at all times

    IX - Thou must NOT lie down on thine wheely board

    X - Thou must 'surf yon tang'

    XI - Thou must not be a shitte dick, but instead a sick c#nt