It was a long drive to Vernon last weekend, and Gabe filled in his time by writing the The Book of Gnar.
And Jacko did appear, clad in a leopard print wifebeater
, and he spoke unto the grommet.
Let there be commandments for the Shredding of the Gnar.
These commandments shalt be:
- When in doubt, ride it out.
- Loose trucks save lives.
- Thou must sort thine shit out.
- Thou shalt get 'er done.
- When being a bitch, thou must acquire a bag of concrete.
- Thou must then mix such concrete into a beverage, and promptly harden the fuck up.
- Thou must not purchase any item from Boardshoppe, but instead go to Hopkin Skate for all your shredding needs
- Thou must ride otangs at all times
- Thou must NOT lie down on thine wheely board
- Thou must 'surf yon tang'
- Thou must not be a shitte dick, but instead a sick c#nt