Let there be commandments for the Shredding of the Gnar.
These commandments shalt be:
I - When in doubt, ride it out.
II - Loose trucks save lives.
III - Thou must sort thine shit out.
IV - Thou shalt get 'er done.
V - When being a bitch, thou must acquire a bag of concrete.
VI - Thou must then mix such concrete into a beverage, and promptly harden the fuck up.
VII - Thou must not purchase any item from Boardshoppe, but instead go to Hopkin Skate for all your shredding needs
VIII - Thou must ride otangs at all times
IX - Thou must NOT lie down on thine wheely board
X - Thou must 'surf yon tang'
XI - Thou must not be a shitte dick, but instead a sick c#nt